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Ever had the desire to quit your lame 9 to 5 job, tell your boss to shove it, pack up and start traveling the world?

All of us have had that desire at one point! The thing that stopped you was probably the same thing that stops most people: money.

“How will I pay for my flights, food, lodging, transportation, yada, yada, yada,” you asked yourself.

Don’t let these concerns bother you too much, because there is an underground, growing group of travelers who are utilizing some simple but hidden techniques to make significant incomes while traveling.

Here’s an overview of how we make money traveling and by landing travel jobs:

Underground Travel Income Method #1 – Traditional Travel Job - Hold a job that either a) pays for us to travel or b) is located in the place we wish to travel to. This is the lowest paying and most complicated method of all, but is the most commonplace.

Common jobs that pay for travels are for professional speakers, salespeople, package couriers, flight attendants, travel nurses/doctors, conservationists, cruise ship workers, etc.

Travel jobs located in the places we wish to go to can be any of the above, but also are specific to the location we travel to. There are some FUN jobs overseas that are looking for foreign workers!


Underground Travel Income Method #2 – Travel Writing – Travel writing jobs for magazines are more common than you may imagine. However, there are LOADS of other ways to write as you travel and make money, including blogging, picking up projects from sites like Elance and Guru, and writing travel guides, both online and offline.


Underground Travel Income Method #3 – Selling Affiliate Products – Using a simple website, you can drive online traffic to a product that will be of interest to your online followers. Don’t be intimidated by this! It can be as easy as using your very own Facebook or Myspace profile. Affiliate products typically pay 50% to 75%, so you can make a very healthy income for selling just a few objects.

Underground Travel Income Method #4 – Filming Your Adventures – If you’ve got the camera out and you’re taking pictures, why not switch it to ‘film’ mode and make money from it? You simply make a video of your destinations using iMovie or Windows Movie Maker, then use your videos to create a customer base!

Underground Travel Income Method #5 – Podcasting – If filming scares you off or intimidates you, you can make an iTunes podcast. It is easier than ever to get listed in iTunes and there’s a HUGE audience of podcast listeners. Simply talk about the places you visit two or three times a week and watch how your following grows… and how your bank account grows!

Underground Travel Income Method # 6 – Ebay – The common misconception about Ebay is that you have to sell a physical product to make money. Here’s the trick: You can set up a fulfillment house to ship your product (or hire your little sister or the neighborhood kid). All you have to do is create your Ebay post from an internet café and collect the money!

Take any one of these six ‘travel job’ methods, and there are hundreds of travelers all over the world making more money than they would at a regular ‘job…’ and they’re living it up at exotic, world-class destinations. Take your pick, and take action on the ideas here!

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She’s hot and tanning in that microkini and basically just putting it all out there.The most amazing bikini babe is just a few feet from you but a thousand miles from noticing you.Making your move can be an all or nothing shot so you need the right opening line.Make it count!
Here are a few pick-up lines to choose from.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
“Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?”
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I’m here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I’m invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say… “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It’s an icebreaker. Hi, my name is….
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You – “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You – “When you fell from heaven.”
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

Good luck with that Bikini goddess.

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Are Micro Bikinis Becoming Too Small?

Micro bikinis are the tiny bikinis that have pieces of string and three pieces of material. The material covers the three areas of the female body that are required to be covered by law. The three pieces have become so small it’s hard to imagine needing designers. Are these micro teeny bikinis even considered fashion or just a way to keep from being arrested?

Of course, back when the modern bikini was first introduced to the public in 1946 by two French men, Jacques Heim and Louis Reard, the same questions were being asked. There were many people who loved the new swimsuits named bikinis and then there were those who thought they were just too revealing. What would they say about todays’ bikinis which can have pieces of cloth as small as an eye patch?

Recently in Brazils’ Carnival a dancer “wore” a patch of cloth only one and a half inches long! That was all she wore except for gloves, head dress and accessories. This cloth wasn’t even connected with strings but was glued on instead. This was an attempt to be legal and not be nude, but it makes you wonder how far will the micro bikinis go. Not only are they becoming smaller but the material can be ultra thin and even transparent. Perhaps the next step will be to just legalize nudity on some beaches.

It’s an interesting world we live in where in some countries the culture requires a woman to completely cover themselves only allowing their eyes to show and in other parts of the world the culture is going towards less and less clothing, especially when it comes to micro bikinis.
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Lake Havasu Spring Break – Crazy College Parties Under the Sun

By Matt Scriven

Lake Havasu is famous for a very unusual tourist attraction – it is the home of the famous and historic London Bridge! It was transported from its original location over the River Thames in England when Lake Havasu’s city founder Robert McCulloch decided to go hunting for a great tourist attraction for his new city. He certainly found one! Nowadays, the London Bridge connects Lake Havasu City to an island in the lake, and is a top tourist destination of Arizona. There’s even a proper little English village underneath the bridge’s arches, which is almost Disney-like in appearance and atmosphere, and well worth a visit.

But there’s so much more to Lake Havasu than just the bridge. In fact, it’s becoming a real Spring Break hotspot, as more and more students discover the fun that’s to be had by living on a boat on the lake instead of checking into a resort. When you see the breathtaking scenery of Lake Havasu, with the mountains forming a magnificent backdrop to the huge body of water and 400+ miles of coastline, you don’t immediately think of it as somewhere to spend Spring Break. But that’s where you’re wrong!

Each year, crowds of sun-seeking college students bring their (or rented) houseboats to Lake Havasu to join all the rest – boats are bumper to bumper in some parts, and all of them are filled with groups of friends looking to have fun in the sun. There are watersports galore – it’s a great place to try waterskiing and jetskiing – and the water is alive with the sound of voices, laughter, and music as everyone gets to know their neighbours. Boats are usually tied together to make visiting and mingling easier – it’s like one big floating resort!

And there’s no need to stop the party when night falls – Lake Havasu City itself provides lots of great entertainment spots, from cozy bars and restaurants (serving everything from pub food to amazing seafood to international cuisine) to fast-paced clubs and discos. There are loads of surf clubs located right on the water, often providing beach parties which are always packed. Check out somewhere like Kokomo Havasu if you want the essence of a Spring Break vibe – it’s an amazing beach and surf party bar located right on the water, and it calls itself the West Coast Superclub. Rightly so: it’s the biggest dance club in the southwest, with over 10,000 square feet of dance floors and bars, and even a swimming pool!

Your Lake Havasu Spring Break is all about being in and around the water, and of course, about having fun.

ParadiseParties.com offers Spring Break vacation and party packages for college students and is a great resource for Lake Havasu Vacations.

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Micro Bikini – String Bikini Dos and Don’ts
By Jay Chang

It may seem like choosing a micro bikini (or string bikini) is a no brainer, especially since micro bikinis cover very little of your body. But there are some things you should be aware of when choosing string bikinis.

Dos

As with choosing any type of apparel, color is very important. Make sure, when picking which string bikini you want, that your string bikini compliments your skin color. Don’t know how? Warmer colors don’t look so hot on tanned bodies, but rather lighter skin. Solid bikinis look good on some people, while mixed designs look better on others.

Since you’re going to be wearing your micro bikini in public, it’s important that it fits you properly and does not fall down. Since micro bikinis are built with straps, they will most likely be able to adjust to the shape of your body.

One of the most important things you’ll need to do when wearing a string bikini is wax. If you can see hair in those areas of yours that you’re trying to sport around, it can be quite a nasty turn off. You can get a wax at your local salon or buy DIY waxing supplies and, well, DIY.

Also be sure to check if the micro bikini covers a good area of your real, that is, if you’re not wearing a g-string type of micro bikini. If you’re not, make sure the micro bikini doesn’t ride up (how uncomfortable) by sitting, walking around, and doing other activities you might do while casually wearing a micro bikini. If you are wearing a g-string style micro bikini, make sure you look yourself over in a three way mirror.

Be sure to mix and match string bikini tops and bottoms as well. You just may find the perfect complimenting pair of pieces by searching for the right amount of time.

Don’ts

Don’t hold onto your string bikini if it’s showing its age. That is a serious fashion problem and can sometimes lead to discomfort. This is due particularly to the fact that your string bikini has been through salt water, chlorine, and other degrading substances. This also can weaken the elasticity of the strings, making you want to tie the bikini tighter. That can lead to the strings breaking and possibly having the string bikini fall off you.

Do not forget your SPF. Apply it to every area of your body, even under your strings as they may move around and expose different places of your body. Burns are not attractive, nor are they in style.

If you don’t think you look good in your string bikini, or you are un-confident when wearing it, don’t wear it. Consider other pieces of lingerie besides string bikinis.

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Seduce a Woman – Easy Steps

The most important consideration you have to make is whether you are choosing the right person to seduce. Though your instinct will be your best guide, other ways of ensuring that you have made a correct choice is to have some eye contact between you and your partner. If she holds your glance or returns it with some amount of interest, you have got yourself a job!

The fun of seducing a partner lies in the chase itself, so don’t scrimp on that. This will give you a sense of satisfaction that is beyond the chase. However, you will only enjoy the chase when you have confidence about yourself.

Setting up the right place at the right time is also of a lot of importance. If you see her on a regular basis, the wrong place and time may become part of the fun.

Flirt as much as you can. Look out for signals that she is interested. It is also important for you to have a clear idea about sexual expectations. People have different ideas and expectations about how far a seduction should go, at least in the initial stages. That is why it is very important for you to be clear on this.

You may be sharing a lot of chatter and fun initially. However, sexual chemistry is a different thing altogether. Have a talk and try to gauge her level of interest. Look out for signals like a deep gaze or a shy glance. It means your catch is ready to be drawn in! If you find that she is not much into you, back off. Don’t waste time on something that may not materialize.

Remember, even if you do not succeed at seducing her in the first instance, it does not make you any less of a man. It may simply mean that you are too much of a man for her.

Try our tips on how to seduce a woman – and have fun!

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What is the Best Thing to Do After Christmas?
By Musa Aykac

Christmas is fast approaching us and it will soon pass by in a flash of a second. Schools will be breaking up soon as well as people getting a hard earned break from work. Christmas is a great festive season for more than one reason to be honest, lets just take a brief look at why:

1) You get to spend time with the family, time that has been lost throughout the year.
2) You get to have a break and relax. You have probably been working hard all year and a lot of companies only close over the festive season.
3) Catch up on all your favourite programs and movies over the festive period.

But once Christmas and New Year is over people start to go into a state of depression again. They look outside and it is cold and dark and they really have nothing to look forward too. But that’s where everyone goes wrong. There is plenty to look forward too. Let’s just take a look at a few things that you can potentially do to cheer yourself up.

1) It’s a new year meaning a new start; all of your favourite times of the year will come around again such as summer, Easter and Halloween not to mention your preferred TV shows.
2) Book your Holiday, whether your booking it for Christmas or Summer, now is the best time to book. You can get great deals on Caribbean holidays, cruises and many more luxury holidays.
3) Your birthday will come around again, a new year means a new birthday for you, start making plans early on so everything falls into place.
4) Shop for Christmas! Yes that’s right, do your Christmas shopping in the January sales, you are bound to save yourself a fortune on gifts. You could also pick up a new Christmas tree or decorations on the cheap.
5) Plan more family days together. If the reason you love Christmas is because all the family get together, then what’s stopping you organising a weekend together. I am sure that once you plan things correctly
6) If you are a tech fanatic then you can look forward to a whole new set of gadgets and gizmos in the upcoming year, ranging from mobile phones to sound systems and more.

As you can see there are plenty of reasons to be cheerful for the New Year, once Christmas day has finished do not get upset, open your eyes and look forwards.

The best choice for Luxury Holidays and Caribbean Holidays

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4 Options For Cheap Christmas Vacations
By Huzaili Aris

Cheap Christmas vacations are becoming increasingly more popular today as even families that are not so affluent make plans to travel during the Christmas holidays. In many cases, it is much more fun to meet with family on a neutral turf where no one has to worry about all the normal stresses that come with a family get together. Instead of the long and endless days of cooking and baking, the thought of checking into a hotel where you will be looked after can sound very tempting.

There many options to consider for choosing the best cheap Christmas vacation.

A Snowy Christmas Holiday

Consider a snow or ski resort. There can be nothing better than guaranteed snow on Christmas morning. You can often find that is possible to book cheap Christmas vacations with these establishments, if you plan early. Many of these locations have cabins or lodges that can accommodate large groups. Enjoy skiing the slopes or singing carols by the bonfire late at night. Santa surely wouldn’t mind a smore instead of cookies. Another great option with this type of location is that everything is already decorated and beautiful; all you have to bring is the Christmas cheer.

A Sand and Sun Christmas

You might consider the beach for a great holiday get away. Many families can only travel once a year and there is no rule that you have to be in the cold to enjoy Christmas. Look for package deals online or from your travel agent to get a great cheap Christmas vacation. Many resorts and airlines offer special deals during the holiday season. Start a new tradition with a palm Christmas tree. You could even have a star fish atop the tree.

A Christmas Cruise

Many cheap deals are available on cruises during the holiday season. You can even get group discounts if your whole family will be joining you. Christmas cruises offer live Christmas carolers, Christmas crafts for kids, and wonderful shopping opportunities at the ports. The ambiance and spirit you will find on these holiday cruises is unmatched by any other destination. You will feel as if you have been thrust into a secret holiday destination.

Enjoy an Old Time Christmas

You can definitely enjoy a cheap Christmas vacation by taking a trip back in time. Rent a rustic cabin back in the woods and enjoy holiday traditions from days gone past. You can enjoy caroling through the woods as you search for the perfect tree to cut. Let the kids string the popcorn and make the paper chains. In the evening, you can sing carols by the fire as you sip hot cocoa by the roaring fire. Spend a few days with your family and make homemade gifts for one another. You will spend very little money and you can have a great time with your family and loved ones.

In the end, it is less about the money you spend or the location you visit. Christmas is a time for families to join together and enjoy traditions and fun. However, when you are going to travel, there is nothing wrong with looking for a cheap Christmas vacation.

Huzaili Aris loves to travel and reveals more tips on how to find cheap airline deals at his website. You’ll also find more ideas on cheap Christmas vacations for you and the whole family.

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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man’s soul and faith

And I was ’round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general’s rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made

I shouted out,
“Who killed the Kennedys?”
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame

Oh, who
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What’s my name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name